For the person who has everything · bursdag
The perfect gift is ingenting.*
*Norwegian for «nothing». Sourced in Norway, where even nothing is expensive.
No wrapping. No receipt. No trip back to the shop the next day to return it. Just a personal certificate at ingenting.app/their-name – proof that you thought of them. Almost.
- 4.9 out of 5 – based on nothing
- 0 g CO₂
- Delivered in 0 seconds
For every occasion
Fits everything. Because it’s nothing.
Birthdays in March, Mother’s Day in May, confirmations in spring, bonuses in December. Nothing is in season all year – and we never run out of stock. We’re out of stock all the time.
What’s in the box?
Everything left out. On purpose.
We spent years removing everything that wasn’t needed. This is what we ended up with. Technical specifications:
- Contents
- Nothing. Carefully inspected by our quality team (also nobody).
- Weight
- 0 g. No excess baggage on the flight home from holiday.
- Dimensions
- 0 × 0 × 0 cm. Fits in any living room, even a studio in Oslo.
- Battery life
- Infinite. No charging, no app, no firmware updates.
- Warranty
- Lifetime. There’s nothing that can break.
- Footprint
- Zero. No shipping, no plastic, no guilt.
- Compatibility
- Works with every home, every taste and every mother-in-law.
- Allergens
- None. Safe for nut allergies, vegans and picky teenagers.
The collection
Three editions. Completely identical.
They all cost the same, so you don’t have to choose. That’s our gift to you.
Ingenting Classic
The timeless one. Empty, but with a bow.
Ingenting Deluxe
For the big occasions. Ring not included. That’s kind of the point.
Ingenting Art
Conceptual art for the living room. Curated by no one. Appreciation not guaranteed.
How it works
Three steps to nothing.
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1
Type a name
Choose who gets nothing. They get their very own address: ingenting.app/name.
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2
Pay once
99 NOK (about €9). No subscription, no hidden fees. Just a very transparent fee for nothing.
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3
Share the link
Text it, write it in the card or read it out loud at the party. They open the gift – and find nothing.
The certificate
Proof they’ll never forget to show off.
Every gift gets its own page with a digital gift box and a numbered certificate of authenticity. The recipient opens the box, feels the excitement build – and experiences the joy of absolutely nothing.
- Personal address: ingenting.app/name
- A personal message from you
- Unique serial number and a real (digital) seal
- Share in one tap – perfect for the group chat
Compare
Ingenting vs. ordinary gifts.
| Ingenting | Yet another sweater | Gift card | Scented candle | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ends up in a drawer | No | Yes | Yes, and expires | Yes |
| Takes up space | No | Yes | A little | Yes |
| Must be returned the next day | Never | Probably | – | Maybe |
| Smells like «winter forest» | No | No | No | Sadly |
| Guaranteed right size | Yes | No | Yes | Yes |
| Becomes the talk of the party | Yes | No | No | No |
Reviews
People are speechless.
★★★★★ 4.9 on average. We’re not sure what the last 0.1 is missing. We suspect it’s something.
«I have a house, a cabin, a boat and three investment accounts. For my 70th I finally got nothing. I cried.»
«My kids gave me nothing for Mother’s Day last year too. But now I have a certificate.»
«The whole department got nothing as a bonus this year. But with a certificate! Morale has never been higher.»
«Got nothing as a housewarming gift. The only thing that actually fit in our flat.»
«My nephew got nothing from me for his confirmation. He said it was the only thing in the envelope he didn’t spend in one weekend.»
«I returned it and got nothing back. Fair.»
«Got nothing for my 30th. Finally someone who gets me.»
Gift Ingenting
Who deserves nothing this year?
Choose who, write a message and watch the certificate take shape as you type. It takes under a minute – about as long as it takes to wrap nothing.
FAQ
Questions we get a lot.
Is this a joke?
Yes and no. You pay real money and get real nothing. That’s more honest than most Christmas presents.
Is it just for Christmas?
No. Nothing works just as well for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, name days, confirmations, weddings, housewarmings, retirements and company bonuses. Or an ordinary Tuesday. You pick the occasion when you buy, and the gift adapts.
What does the recipient actually get?
A personal page at ingenting.app/their-name, a digital gift box they can open, and a numbered certificate proving they own nothing. The rest is nothing.
How long does it last?
Forever. Nothing never expires.
Can I return it?
Yes, within 14 days. You get your money back and keep the nothing. So you’re back at zero. Again.
Why is it called «Ingenting»?
Because «ingenting» is Norwegian for «nothing» – and everything from Norway is automatically a bit more exclusive: salmon, wool sweaters, and now nothing.
Can I gift nothing to several people?
Absolutely. We have enough nothing in stock for the whole family. And the whole office. Get in touch for a corporate nothing deal.
What if the name is taken?
We add a number, like ingenting.app/kari-2. There’s enough nothing for everyone.
I have more questions.
Write to kontakt@ingenting.app. We usually reply quickly. With nothing, but nicely.